depsidase:

jodiefoster:

me @ me: don’t start buddy don’t you dare

bouchemordue:

nothing is awkward or cheesy if you dont give a fuck. im on this earth to have a good time not to be seen as cool

tinaschild:

me: you guys believe everything you hear lmao its annoying

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me:

partybarackisinthehousetonight:

i romantically stand outside your window and hold up my iPhone to blast our song. a 30 second ad plays first

millennial-review:

strife-knot:

theyre my roasted vegetable and i will decide how much olive oil goes on em!!!!!